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IT SAYS CELEBRATE! Bag

Description: Throughout recorded history, it has been taught that the scriptures' admonishment was to be celibate and that, only by being so, could one attain the levels of purity and selflessness needed to be as attuned, as we humans can hope to be, to the will of God. UNTIL one day, it was discovered, by a bright young fellow, that someone had misread.

Tags: bible, christian, christian humor, church humor, faith
GRAND CENTRAL TERMINAL AND 42ND ST, NYC Bag

Description: Grand Central Terminal and The Chrysler Building - both pictured looking down 42nd Street headed towards Lexington Avenue - are two of THE most iconic landmarks in all of New York City. The history of each - the architecture - the people behind their creation make for more than fascinating reading - even the statue at the top of the Terminal - tells a tale of incredible artistic talent and the people dedicated to making Grand Central - well, quite simply - Grand! I was very lucky to have been there at THIS moment to capture it as it is shown - the lighting - the hustle and bustle of the traffic clogging 42nd St in front of the Grand Central - all reflect that special magic - that Je ne sais quoi - that makes New York City - unparalleled.

Tags: grand central, grand central terminal, i heart new york, i heart ny, i love ny
CHARLIE KIRK - A Gentle Man, a Father, a Husband, a Leader, and an American Hero Bag

Description: This tee shirt - Erik speaking - all its elements - the image as you see it here laid out with the combination of elements of the rose and the Hellscape background I created for other tee shirts you see here - just came unbidden into my mind several days ago, and I KNEW I had to to do it. Then, the apropos copy had to be written, that wasn't maudlin but forthright; also I was NOT into it being incendiary, fomenting anger.  There's already far too much of that - with people actually celebrating Charlie's death. No. I wanted this, to the best of my humble abilities, to focus on my trying to express how I see, SAW Charlie and his work, his life and his purpose. The pièce de résistance, that good fortune - God? Was finding the Joubert quote.

Tags: american, american patriot, charlie, charlie kirk 1993 2025, charlie kirk rip
HOE AVENUE (aka New York Times Way) at 165th St in the Bronx, NY Bag

Description: I made up this tee shirt after seeing an article by Michael Goodwin in the NY Post the other day (It's October 9, 2025) about how the NY Times was "Shamefully ignoring" the weaponization of the FBI and Jack Smith's complicity - in weaponizing the Justice Department. I have read that the thing tyrants and totalitarian governments hate MOST of all - is when people make jokes about them because? THE REASON jokes hit home and people remember them - is because they are usually, almost always, and absolutely, definitely in this case - based on truth that cannot be denied by those who wish to tell us lies - subjugate us, make us bend to their wills and essentially pretend, deny that? "The Emperor has no clothes." Isn't true.

Tags: antifa, communist, fake news, leftist, liberal
"Politeness is the flower of humanity." Bag

Description: ORIGIN OF THE QUOTE BY Joseph Joubert (1754–1824) was a French moralist and essayist, known for his posthumously published "Pensées" (Thoughts), which are collections of aphorisms and reflections on human existence, literature, and spirituality. He was a friend of famous figures such as Chateaubriand and was appointed inspector-general of universities under Napoleon. Joubert did not publish during his lifetime, but his writings were influential in the tradition of French moralists .

Tags: floral, floral illustration, floral pattern, flower, flower illustration
AND GOD MADE WOMAN... Bag

Description: Many people wonder exactly what was going through God's mind when he made woman and subsequently decided to make man. Here, for the first time, we at Tees4UAndMe.com - by popular demand - are revealing to you exactly what God was thinking at that moment. AND - now you know!

Tags: adam, apple, eve, garden of eden, genesis
AND GOD MADE MAN Bag

Description: Many people wonder exactly what was going through God's mind when he made man and subsequently decided to make woman. Here, for the first time, we at Tees4UAndMe.com - by popular demand - are revealing to you exactly what God was thinking at that moment. AND - now you know!

Tags: beginning, creation, god, manhood, masculinity
HELL IS A CITY MUCH LIKE - Text Centered Bag

Description: This image is based upon an original photograph of mine which I took looking up Fifth Avenue towards the Empire State Building. Then? I decided that if it was to "work" with the caption I had in mind "Hell is a City, Much like New York" that I needed to alter my nice, regular picture a little bit! And voilà - this is what I wrought with my efforts. I hope you like it. I was myself quite pleased with the result.

Tags: i heart new york, i heart ny, i love new york, i love ny, manhattan
1 HELL IS A CITY Bag

Description: The Uncle Sam image on our tee is one of the most iconic images of the 20th century. It was used on the Army recruiting poster for World War One and also again for World War 2. Given its inherent power to rivet one and make one focus on the call to action, it was created to help elicit? We, Erik and Jeffrey - the owners of Tees4UAndMe.com - decided it should be introduced to a new generation of brave Americans as America embarks on the new frontier of space with the creation of Space Force. We hope you enjoy the image - which took hours to get to the point you see it here. Involving almost endless adjustments and input, but - in our opinion - it was worth the toil and trouble needed to create the image you see here. We hope you agree!

Tags: brooklyn, funny, humorous, i love new york, manhattan
NEVER FORGET NOBODY LIKES A Bag

Description: Nobody likes a smarty pants is something we can all relate to - that person who wants everyone to know they are smarter than smart, the cat's meow when it comes to being first to the answer - THE show off. Well, that's why we at Tees4UandMe.com - Erik and Jeffrey - decided that there needed to be, HAD to be a firm and serious reminder for such as they that? "Nobody Likes a Smarty Pants."

Tags: cute, funny, funny gift, funny sayings, funny slogan
RAGING CHICKEN Bag

Description: A Rooster who is telling the world that he's had enough and isn't going to take anymore!

Tags: animal, funny
RAGING CHICKEN ON FIRE UNBOUNDED Bag

Description: For those who like their chickens unfenced, without borders this version of our RAGING CHICKEN - who isn't gonna take it anymore - is made for you! You will send a clear and present message that you and Raging Chicken are not to be messed with or called Chicken anymore!

Tags: animals, chicken lover, chicken restaruant, chickens lover, farm
I LOVE NEW YORK _ORIGINAL PHOTOGRAPHS BY ERIK Bag

Description: Most people who come to New York City are taken by it; by its size, the grandeur of the buildings that stand there in all their glory for God and everyone to see! It is one of the most special cities in the world. A city that has gone through ups and downs, bad times and good but when? When people think of New York - a little bit of thrill usually runs through them at the thought - and, those of us who live here? Well, WE LOVE New York.

Tags: i love new york, i love ny, manhattan, new york city, newyork
"Where flowers bloom, so does hope." Bag

Description: "Where flowers bloom, so does hope." Author and origin of phrase: First Lady of the United States. She used this phrase to express the idea that the presence of flowers and natural beauty brings hope, especially in contexts involving beautification and renewal in impoverished or neglected areas. Lady Bird Johnson was notable for promoting the planting of wildflowers and environmental beautification. This quote reflects her vision of hope linked to nature's ability to inspire and uplift communities.

Tags: buddha, buddhism, floral design, floral pattern, flower
FELIX WITH COLORFUL TEXT TELLING IT LIKE IT IS Bag

Description: Felix The Cat is an original charcoal drawing that my late wife, Alex, drew about 20 or so years ago. Felix was the closest to a dog cat I have ever known and through this image - and the ability of Alex to capture a pet's heart and soul - you can know him - even today! Hear him say? "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy."

Tags: animal, cat lady, cat love, cat lover, cat lover gifts
WHEN I EAT CHICKEN? IT MAKES ME GLAD I'M NOT A CHICKEN Bag

Description: The other day as I bit into and was about to eat a piece delicious fried chicken a thought occurred to me. That it makes me very, very glad that I am NOT a chicken and so, I thought I would share with you a picture of me chomping down.

Tags: animal, chicken lover, funny chicken, funny chicken gifts
I HAVE A DREAM CHICKEN Bag

Description: Like so many brave, fearless chickens that have come before him. Our fine feathered friend has fought, sought freedom. It is in homage to his and all chicken's sacred quest for freedom from discrimination that we at Tees4UAndMe.com decided to bring you, give you, share with you HIS message and HIS DREAM! Our "I Have a Dream Chicken" longs for that special day when? Well, we will let you read it, see how he puts it, in his own words. LONG LIVE THE CHICKEN REVOLUTION!

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny slogan, funnytee, humor
THE THINKING MAN IN DARK RED WITH GOLD BY HAWA Bag

Description: THE THINKING MAN is for all of us who value thinking before we act; thinking before we leap into doing things that we might later find we didn't want to get into and, because we are THINKING MEN AND WOMEN? We avoided the myriad complications that result - that beset, trouble and then befuddle those among us who DO NOT THINK!

Tags: inspirational, motivational, motivational words, pensive, think positive
THINKING MAN ORANGE Bag

Description: To think or not to think - that is the choice that is always at hand and, which should give us pause to make sure that, rather than not to think - we stop to do - what we know we should always do before we act - think.

Tags: inspiration, inspirational, inspirational quote, motivation, motivational
THE THINKING MAN IN GRAY Bag

Description: THE THINKING MAN IN GRAY has a number of brothers of different colors for every mood you may happen to find yourself in. Here he is pensive, reflective for those days when contemplating contemplation is the order of the day!

Tags: inspiration, motivation, motivational words, quotes, think
THINKING MAN IN RED Bag

Description: THINKING MAN IN RED is for those days when you want to bring a bright and appealing color along with you wherever you go. The background pattern is mesmerizing and appealing. And the stance of the man whose image you are wearing says it all that not only is HE a thinking man but so is the man or woman sporting his image.

Tags: epictetus, marcus aurelius, philosopher, philosophy, quote
THE THINKING MAN BY HAWA Bag

Description: THE THINKING MAN is for all of us who value thinking before we act; thinking before we leap into doing things that we might later find we didn't want to get into and, because we are THINKING MEN AND WOMEN? We avoided the myriad complications that result - that beset, trouble and then befuddle those among us who DO NOT THINK!

Tags: marcus aurelius, philosopher, philosophy, quote, seneca
I WANT YOU FOR SPACE FORCE Bag

Description: The Uncle Sam image on our tee is one of the most iconic images of the 20th century. It was used on the Army recruiting poster for World War One and also again for World War 2. Given its inherent power to rivet one and make one focus on the call to action, it was created to help elicit? We, Erik and Jeffrey - the owners of Tees4UAndMe.com - decided it should be introduced to a new generation of brave Americans as America embarks on the new frontier of space with the creation of Space Force. We hope you enjoy the image - which took hours to get to the point you see it here. Involving almost endless adjustments and input, but - in our opinion - it was worth the toil and trouble needed to create the image you see here. We hope you agree!

Tags: astronaut, astronaut in space, astronaut lover, astronomy lover, future astronaut
I AM GONNA GROW UP. JUST NOT TODAY Bag

Description: The image on our I AM GONNA GROW UP. JUST NOT TODAY tee shirt utilizes one of the most iconic images of the 20th Century - the image of Uncle Sam that was on the recruiting posters for World War One - The War to End All Wars - as it was called and supposed to be. Sadly, as we all know that was not exactly true. The image is without doubt powerful and riveting in its ability to focus one on whatever the subject it was related to. In this case, our Tees4UAndMe.com usage of it the idea is to make fun of the fact that all of us at one point or another were told - by someone with a stern look on their face to "Grow up"! But our feeling was, because we were having fun felt - even if we didn't say - "I am, but just not today"

Tags: historical image, humor, poking fun, sarcasm
CHICKEN LEGS BEGONE! NO MORE. RAGING CHICKEN IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY. Bag

Description: Our RAGING CHICKEN at Tees4UAndMe.com is a many and fine feather friend to all who aspire to have as beautiful a body as does he and so he - from time to time - goes to gyms and helps the bodybuilders work on their physiques - especially in that area that most neglect - their calves - their lower bodies - their legs. MOST have manly chests and arms and backs but alas!!! More than many have skinning legs that make them look like pyramids walking upside down. But that is the problem that RAGING CHICKEN - as you can well see here is helping solve for the world - one set of legs at a time!

Tags: bodybuilder, bodybuilding, exercise, fitness, gym
THE TROUBLE WITH HUMMINGBIRDS Bag

Description: Hummingbirds are among the world's most delicate and amazing of all creatures. Able to fly through the air with the greatest of ease - flitting here and there in the air - high above or low to the ground - desperately seeking the nectar to be found in flowers here, there, and anywhere they may be found. BUT, BUT there is one area of failing. When it comes to competing with a turkey, a chicken or a duck - they just don't measure up - size wise because? The problem with hummingbirds is that it takes too many to make a good meal.

Tags: animal, bird, birder, birding, birds
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing _African Wedding Bag

Description: Detail from an original painting by Hawa of an African Wedding Celebration

Tags: african, african pride, wedding
WHO THE OWL ARE YOU? Bag

Description: For those moments when you wish to spake the quiet part out loud to someone who has gotten too big for their britches.

Tags: animal, bird, birds, cute animals, cute owl
WHERE'S MY MOMMY? Bag

Description: This tee shirt shares with you an original painting by Hawa a fine art artist who immigrated to America about 20 years ago and depicts a little boy missing his mother. Africa, sadly, has many little boys and girls who, given the war torn nature of the Continent, grow up missing their mothers and their fathers. Hawa knows first hand - from her own country experiencing war - how harsh, and horrible the impact is - especially on the smallest, the weakest, the most fragile of us all - the children. This painting symbolizes the longing all children have for what should be every child's right and due.

Tags: baby, child, children, kids
FELIX THE CAT -  I'M NOT FAT I'M FLUFFY Bag

Description: A beautiful original charcoal drawing of a gray cat whose real name was Felix and oh so, so intelligent!

Tags: cat, cat lovers gift, cats, kitty, pet
HERE'S BUTTER-FLYING AT YOU KID Bag

Description: This design is a combination of an original photograph of mine, Erik speaking, and the background thanks to the marvels of Adobe Photoshop Generative AI's gift to artists. Compositions of this nature - not counting the efforts needed to take the pictures involved, process them to the point of usability for artistic purposes and inclusion in something like this - takes for each one around 3 to 5 hours, but they are labors of love and the end results? Well, I know I like them! And I hope that you do as well.

Tags: butterfly, butterfly lover, butterfly wings, flowers blooming, flying
THE DERRING DUO TO THE RESCUE! Bag

Description: THE DERRING DUO is a REAL photograph taken of "REAL" subjects that someone - affixed to the light pole and? As I was walking up 3rd Avenue in NYC? I looked up by chance, and what did my little eye spy but the two of them staring down at me. SO what's a fella ta do but take a picture because - it's not every day you see a sight like the two of them - THE DERRING DUO - looking down at you - preparing for their next mission - rescuing fair damsels and fetching lads in distress; whose virtue is in dire danger of compromise by untoward forces. Is it now?

Tags: adventure, animals lover, camelot, crusader, excalibur
THE MORAL WOMAN???? Bag

Description: This is another cartoon by my late wife, Alex, who always had a way with both her drawings and sense of humor when it came to getting even a complex point across. The Moral Woman's conflict and her actions - and how they all come together - are what make this cartoon fun - and telling of a truth that hardly can be spoken these days without someone getting "exercised" and going into "high dungeon", trigger mode.

Tags: ethics, funny, humor, morality, morals
OUT OF CONTROL TOP Bag

Description: My late wife, Alex, was an artist who did wonderful pet portraits - see Felix the Cat here on the site and cartoons. She had a weight problem that she fought throughout her life, until her passing in 1994 due to MS. One of the ways she found to cope with, deal with that difficult facet of her own life was to have fun with her cartoons depicting the plight of being a "big girl"!  This is one of my favorite of all of her cartoons along those lines. I hope you get a good laugh out it because THAT was the single and only motivation that brought it into being. Alex didn't have a mean bone in her body and would never try to make fun of anyone - but she did see humor in many things! It's important we be able to laugh at ourselves.

Tags: diet, dieting, fashion, food, urban style
TWO MEN TALKING ABOUT THEIR WIVES - Original drawng by Alex Bag

Description: Two Men Talking was one of the cartoons of my late wife, Alex. (Erik speaking). Together we created a number of images people found amusing that you will see here getting their day in the sun again. Each of Alex's cartoons speaks truth to powerful notions and ideas - albeit with a bit of tongue in cheek. I hope you enjoy them, and they bring a smile to your face.

Tags: beer, couple, drinking, funny, husband
WHAT A STUPID SIGN. DON'T THEY REALIZE Bag

Description: This was a drawing - cartoon - drawn by my late wife, Alex. She also did the Two Men Talking tees you see here, as well as the Out of Control Top Panty Hose one; along with the charcoal drawing of Felix the Cat. Alex was the instigation for how I got into representing fine art painters, creating my own brand of art as well as this website - with the help of my young partner, Jeffrey. These drawings were done well over 30 years ago by her - but even today - haven't lost their "punch" to make people laugh and inspire good feelings. Not a too shabby epitaph - to leave behind - making people happy even when you are gone. I think you may agree.

Tags: cute, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings

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